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The Indians and Pakistanis realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the world with their nuclear weapons. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two - a Dog fight.
The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting Dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to give up for good.
Pakistanis obviously asked the Chinese for help. They in turn found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world.They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect Jihadi machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its cage. Only expert Chinese trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.
When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Indians showed up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund (A short legged, long bodied cute show dog) that was thin and 10 feet long.
Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Indians. No one there seriously thought this weird, thin, odd-looking animal stood any chance against the growling beast over in the Pakistani camp. The Chinese had a fit of laughter. All the bookies took one look and predicted that the Paki dog would win in less than a minute.
As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the centre of the ring. The Pakistani dog leaped from its cage and charged at the lean and thin Indian dog..... but as he got to within an inch of it, the Indian Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Pakistani beast whole in one bite! - There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Paki dog's tail floating slowly to the ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise. The Pakis approached the Indians, muttering and shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their ISI chief, "Top Chinese scientists and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Doberman, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible Jihadi Dog!"
RAW chief replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had DRDO develop a camouflage that would make an Alligator look like a Dachshund....."
( hari krishnamurthy K. HARIHARAN)"think of them as Sand paper.
They Scratch & hurt you,
but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''
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