Hilarious notices in Gujarat Hotels

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Actual Hotel Notices from Gujarat, India ........!!!

Funny Notices in English collected by an English tourist in Gujarat, India: In an Ahmedabad Hotel: It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. In a Baroda hotel elevator: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Surat hotel lobby: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Jamnagar: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Bhavnagar hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is requested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an Anand laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.. In a heritage hotel at Junagadh : Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In the office of an Ahmedabad gynecologist Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Bharuch hotel:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.........!!!!!!!!

 

 

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