JOKES AND HUMOUR
1 Secret formula
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word to the the middle!
2 IPhone 6
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me
- I want to be the only one in his life
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes."
The Genie turned THE LADY into an IPhone 6 !
Ienjoyed the above two jokes in Sweet-saour news for 21/10/14 From: krishnan iyer (krish4949@yahoo.co.in)
3 Post office
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post office.
4 X-ray vision
Do you have X-ray vision?
Because your eyes pierce right through me.
The above two jokes I read in Sweet-saour news for 21/10/14 From: krishnan iyer (krish4949@yahoo.co.in)
5 Praise
Nothing improves a person's hearing better than praise!
I enjoyed the satire in Sweet-sour news for 22/10/14 From: krishnan iyer (krish4949@yahoo.co.in)
Compiler- R. Gopala Krishnan dated 23-10-2014.
( hari krishnamurthy K. HARIHARAN)"'' When people hurt you Over and Over think of them as Sand paper.They Scratch & hurt you, but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''
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