Laws which you would not have studied in school/college 1) Murphys Law of Equality states that the time taken by a wife when she says she will get ready in 5 mns is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says he will call her in 5 mns 2) Murphy's Law of Queue states that if you change queues the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now 3) Murphy's Law of Telephone states when you dial a wrong number you never get a busy tone 4) Murphy's Law of Mechanical Repair states that after your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch 5) Murphy's Law of Workshop states that any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner 6) Murphy's Law of the Bath states that when the the body is immersed in water the telephone will ring 7) Murphy's Law of Encounters states that the probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with 8) Murphy's Law of the Result states that when you try to prove to someone that a machine will work be sure it won't and VICE VERSA 9) Murphy's Law of Bio Mechanics states that the severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach 10) Murphy's Law of the Theatre states that people with seats at the farthest from the entry are the last to arrive 11) Murphy's Law of Coffee states that as soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold 12) Murphy's Law of Proposal states that after you accept a proposal you will get a better one |
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