TEN REASONS WHY WE INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:
TEN REASONS WHY WE INDIANS (READ HINDUS) CAN'T BE TERRORISTS: !!! (COS WE HAVE INDIAN MUJAHIDEEN, SIMI, ETC)
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our Country's flag on the wind shield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day.
10. We would have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with the hostages.
,_._,___You are welcome to add more to this list...
PS. SORRY MR CHIDAMBARAM AND SHINDE U COULD NOT FIND ANY HINDU TERRORIST
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think of them as Sand paper.
They Scratch & hurt you,
but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''
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