A 90 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend, for your age you are in the best shape I've seen."
The old man replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. You know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the
Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in
the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to
the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her
husband said.
"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."
"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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An Arab went to London.
One day in the hotel room arab heard his wife screaming - "farra farra" (arabic word for mouse)
He wanted to inform the Housekeeping but didn't know english word for "farra"
Arab: Hello room service?
Housekeeping: Yes Sir, how can I help you?
Arab: Eeerrrrrr.... You know Tom & Jerry?
Housekeeping: Yes Sir, I know Tom & Jerry.
Arab: Walla habibi, Jerry is here !!!
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Principles of life | Inspirational and thoughtful: Each one a GEM.
* Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.
* You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
* When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
* Don't fight too much, or the enemy would know your art of war .
* The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.
* Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.
* You won't get a second chance to make the first impression .
* Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.
* Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.
* If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.
* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.
* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
* Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything
* There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.
* Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
* All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.
* Change your thoughts and you change your world.
* Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.
* There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise and those who don't take it.
* The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.
* Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.
* Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship .
( hari krishnamurthy K. HARIHARAN)"think of them as Sand paper.
They Scratch & hurt you,
but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''
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