All About A Wife.

Wednesday, 30 April 2014

All About A Wife.

All About A Wife. When she is quiet, million of things are running in her mind. When she is not arguing she is thinking deeply. When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much inspite of being taken for granted. When she calls you everyday, she wants to know how you are doing. When she sms's you everyday, she wants you to reply at least once. When she says I love you she means it. When she says I miss you. No one in this world can miss you more than her. When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock. Wives are always special. She is said to be the 8th wonder. She is always a priceless treasure. Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted. Share this with every women to make her smile and with every man to make him realise a women's worth!

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Wife will always be wife...
An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted.
She told the artist to paint her with
A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings,
Emerald bracelets,
A broach of ruby and
A gold Rolex.
The confused artist: But, you aren't wearing them, nothing of them.
Old lady: I know. But if I die before my husband, I am sure he will remarry...
And I want his new wife to go crazy looking and searching for the jewellery and harassing him ..

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A sophisticated looking Gujarati lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down.
The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.
To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk sari and points to her right inner thigh - very high up. 'Right here,' she says, 'I want you to tattoo a clay lamp and underneath it I want the word Diwali.'
Then she points to her left thigh just as high up and says, 'On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top and underneath it I want the word Christmas.'
The owner looks at her. 'Ooh, lady, it is none of my business, but that is probably the most unusual request I have ever heard. Why in the world do you want to do that?
''Well,'' the lady said, 'I'm sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there is never anything good to enjoy between Diwali and Christmas.

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My friend found a Leaflet in the newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC ? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!' He Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman..

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair . . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.'

परोपकाराय फलन्ति वृक्षा: परोपकाराय वहन्ति नद्यः।
परोपकाराय दुहन्ति गावः परोपकाराय इदं शरीरम्।।