Wednesday, 10 December 2014

REAL Home Truths...!

 
1.How BEDROOM smells

After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs---Perfumes,  Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams,  Lotions,Baby oils..,    
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti..., incense.
 
2. Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other
 
3. What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
 
4. Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
 
5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its  a computer, not a Husband!!!
 
AND FINALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT TRUTHS
6. Mistakes
"Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- by Shakespear
"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- 
by Shakespear's Wife
WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST IN LIFE!!!!
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 परोपकाराय फलन्ति वृक्षा: परोपकाराय वहन्ति नद्यः।
 परोपकाराय दुहन्ति गावः परोपकाराय इदं शरीरम्।।
            
 
 
                                          ( hari krishnamurthy K. HARIHARAN)"
'' When people hurt you Over and Over think of them as Sand paper.
They Scratch & hurt you, but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great."- Mark Twain.
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