Saturday, 13 December 2014

Office and Mahabharat





Dronacharya: 
The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.

Bhishma: 
The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe)

Dhritarashtra: 
The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes.

Gandhari: 
The Yesmen/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening.

Yuddhisthira: 
The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying.

Bheema: 
The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses.

Arjuna:
The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell his skills. A natural charmer, very famous among the ladies.

Nakul & Sahdev: 
The good average resource. No one notices them. They keep doing their work and get average appraisals.

Duryodhana:
The Bully. Knows how to get work FCC, by hook or by crook. Doesn't mind threatening the likes of Nakul and Sahdev to get his work done.

Karna: 
The unsung hero. The best performer in the office but never claims credit for his work. Stays an unsung hero for all his life. Girls take him for a snobbish nerd.

Shakuni: 
The evil plotter. Copies management in every mail. Escalates every trivial issue, sometimes to take credits and sometimes purely for fun.

Dhristadyumna: 
The One inning wonder. The one who performs an extraordinary feat, and then basks in the glory of it for the rest of his life.

Draupadi: 
The shared resource. Keeps hopping projects on boss's advice.

Krishna: 
The Ultimate Boss (MD/CEO) who knows that it is his game while he makes everyone believe that they are playing important roles too.

Who says history never repeats itself?
It does, everyday ..... .
in the office.

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 परोपकाराय दुहन्ति गावः परोपकाराय इदं शरीरम्।।
            
 
 
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