New trains to be announced in the name of celebrities!!!
Modi Express: Will not run, will whistle sharply every now and then!
Bappi Lahari Express: Pull chain, another chain will be seen behind it!
Ekta Kapoor Express: will come three times on the same platform in slow motion!
Amir Khan Express: Will run once in a year and pick the passengers as per its choice!
Salman Khan Express: Can run on footpath!
Manmohan Express: one and only silent train!
Rajnikant Express: Train will remain static at one place and stations will come and go!
Dhoni Express: 95% journey @ 10km/hr and remaining 5% @ 400km/hr!
Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed repeatedly!
Congress Express: An experienced driver in each coach, driver Of engine on leave!
'' When people hurt you Over and Over think of them as Sand paper.They Scratch & hurt you, but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great."- Mark Twain.
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