Sunday 6 July 2014

TEN REASONS WHY WE INDIANS (READ HINDUS) CAN'T BE TERRORISTS: !!!




 TEN REASONS WHY WE INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:


           
TEN  REASONS  WHY  WE  INDIANS (READ HINDUS) CAN'T  BE TERRORISTS:  !!! (COS WE HAVE INDIAN MUJAHIDEEN, SIMI, ETC)



1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights. 


2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 


3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 


4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 


5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.


6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 


7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 


8. We would have put our Country's flag on the wind shield. 


9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day. 


10. We would have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with the hostages. 
 
 
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You are welcome to add more to this list...
PS. SORRY MR CHIDAMBARAM AND SHINDE U COULD NOT FIND ANY HINDU TERRORIST

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