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Tuesday 8 April 2014

The Indian voter's dilemma - Chetan Bhagat

THE UNDERAGE OPTIMIST

Congress, BJP and AAP represent a choice between dishonesty and incompetence

Let's say you have a fleet of cars. You hire a driver. He drives reasonably well but starts stealing money. When you give him money to refuel, he puts in less petrol and pockets the rest. When you send the car for servicing, he asks the service centre to inflate the bills and takes a cut.

The system of the house is the driver has the home safe keys. Hence, he can take out whatever money he wants and claim he needs it for the cars.

Soon, the stealing becomes excessive. Not a day goes by without you

hearing what the driver stole today.

Sick of all this, you change the driver. Over time, the second driver starts

stealing too. It is so easy to pilfer after all. Also, the reason the new driver

was hired was not because of his honesty but because of his colour,

caste or religion. Hence the robberies continue.

The suffering owners switch between the two drivers, but the stealing

doesn't stop. Soon, a third driver emerges and applies for a job.

He is extremely honest and passionate, even though he has no experience.

Delighted, you hire him to drive one of your small cars.

This new driver doesn't steal money. However, he breaks the tail-lights

while reversing the car on the first day. The next day, he crashes

the car at a signal. The third day, he forgets to refuel and you are

stranded on the road. The fourth day, he stands in the middle of the road

and screams at every other car owner, calling them thieves for not hiring him.

The fifth day, he wants all drivers to come on the road and not follow

the red lights. When you confront the new driver about his unruly

behaviour and incompetence at the wheel, he screams at you instead.

How dare you question an honest driver? It only means you

are supporting robbers.

Scared, you become quiet. Next, he wants to change everything, and

control every car. You are not sure, and you wonder what to do.

Disgusted, he quits.

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out the first two drivers

are Congress and BJP, and the third one is AAP.

It is the dilemma we Indians are stuck with.

The earlier drivers cheated us.

The new driver is not competent but already arrogant.

He assumes a sense of virtuous entitlement, with the right

to slander, attack and judge anyone who criticises him.

AAP is honest. Their intentions could be good. However, being as kind as

possible to my AAP friends, there are four major flaws in their workings.

One, their policies are downright loony. No matter what they say

about embracing capitalism, the mentality seems to be anti-business,

anti-jobs, anti-wealth creation and geared towards total government control.

These are the exact policies which lead to nepotism and

corruption over the long run.

Second, they have a misplaced sense of priorities.

There were a hundred good things their Delhi government could

have done, without any opposition. They didn't. They focussed on

the most newsworthy events, to gain the maximum applause in

the shortest span of time and quit.

They also believe the issues they raise should be top priority for all

media, intellectuals, political leaders of the country, else the latter

are biased. They took on a sub judice matter about the Ambanis, and

wanted the whole world to talk about it. If you didn't comply,

you were obviously on Ambani's payroll.

Third, AAP is unable to get along with anybody who's not AAP.

They hate all political opponents, police and media if these entities

don't dance to their tune. This makes AAP quite incompetent in

building consensus for decisions in a country as diverse as India.

Four, the hypocrisy of AAP is visible already. From going soft on

allegations against their own, the very act of using the system to

gain political power but not following it when it doesn't suit them,

one sees them as being opportunistic more than do-gooders.

All this can change. The third driver can learn how to drive.

Similarly, the first two drivers can learn to stop stealing.

Whether the honest have to be made competent, or the competent

have to turn honest — all this will require a certain humility, sadly missing on all sides. In such a scenario, what should the Indian voter do?

Of course, there is no one answer.

None of the alternatives is perfect yet. Please don't let them feel that they are. If you choose AAP, you may have a little less corruption (it cannot all go away so fast) but you risk having bizarre policies, failed experiments and more antics than action. You risk a further slowdown in economic growth and a decade of fewer jobs as AAP treats the country like a laboratory.

If you choose the existing alternatives you may have more stability,

likely return to growth, more jobs. But corruption may not be as much a priority as you would have liked. Choose wisely. Select those who are humble and willing to change, as everyone needs to. It will take a few iterations before we get leadership that is both honest and competent. Let us hope it happens sooner rather than later.

The writer is an IITian

( like the Congress Union Minister, Jairam Ramesh,

the BJP Goa Chief Minister , Manohar Parrikar , and ex-Delhi CM,

wannabe PM AAP Leader, Aggarwal) and an acclaimed novelist.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND MODI IS THE PERSON WITH PROVEN TRACK RECORD. WHAT HE DID FOR GUJARAT CAN DO IT FOR INDIVOTE FOR INDIA, VOTE FOR BJP VOTE FOR MODI FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR ALL OF US AND OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS. JAI HIND, VANDE MATARAM

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