*Men Are Just Happier People**-- **What do you expect from such simple
creatures**.** *
*Your last name stays put. *
*The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
** Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.* *
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.*
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.**
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. Everything on your face stays its original color. The
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
*One wallet and one pair of shoes --* *one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no* *matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with
a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25 minutes.*
*No wonder men are happier*.
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