A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by prof evans.
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Dr Victor. DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent.
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka....
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by prof evans.
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Dr Victor. DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent.
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka....
***************************
Who are MEN?
.
Woh jo Narak mein bhi mile toh kahe..
"Abe !!
Yamraj ki Beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag "!!
ЁЯШЛЁЯШЛЁЯШЛЁЯШЛ
Who are Women ??
.
Woh jo swarg mein bhi mile, toh kahe
"Apsara Dekhi..
No Dressing sense at All"..
__._,_.___
рдкрд░ोрдкрдХाрд░ाрдп рдлрд▓рди्рддि рд╡ृрдХ्рд╖ा: рдкрд░ोрдкрдХाрд░ाрдп рд╡рд╣рди्рддि рдирдж्рдпः।
рдкрд░ोрдкрдХाрд░ाрдп рджुрд╣рди्рддि рдЧाрд╡ः рдкрд░ोрдкрдХाрд░ाрдп рдЗрджं рд╢рд░ीрд░рдо्।।
( hari krishnamurthy K. HARIHARAN)"'' When people hurt you Over and Over
think of them as Sand paper.
They Scratch & hurt you,
but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''
think of them as Sand paper.
They Scratch & hurt you,
but in the end you are polished and they are finished. ''
ропாроо் рокெро▒்ро▒ роЗрой்рокроо் рокெро░ுроХ ро╡ைропроХроо்
visit my blog http://harikrishnamurthy.wordpress.com
follow me @twitter lokakshema_hari
VISIT MY PAGE https://www.facebook.com/K.Hariharan60 AND LIKE
No comments:
Post a Comment