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A Medical Fact?

At one point Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash.

Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain. 

This condition is medically called King Fissure !!!

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After learning that her parents were in a minor car accident, my wife called her mother.

What happened?� she asked.�

I was driving and fell asleep,� said her mother, irritated.

And of course, your father wasn't paying attention!�

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A day spent without laughter is a day wasted!!


 

Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush. 


Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog? 


Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur.
Radio jocky : How honest .so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : no. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him 


Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up "
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.


Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history. 
Tintumon didn't write. 
Teacher: why are you not writing? 
Tintumon : I'm waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes. 

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers" 


Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA" 

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?� 
Tintumon shouted, Okay you start.� 

PASSIVE VOICE 
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake" 


PROFESSOR 
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don't understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you" 


PTA Meeting 
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its just u, me & the Principal ! 


Techy Tintumon 
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float!

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