One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team.
50+ Bengalis, then half of them are bangaldeshis masquerading as Indian bengalis!
Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.
More than four in Bihar not possible - the rest all in Mumbai making life difficult for Shiv Sena!
Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.
Five Punjabis is what it takes to operate a dish washer as a lassi making machine!
Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick (rancid coconut oil).
Five Mallus not possible in God's Own Country - Kerala, as the rest are all in Dubaayi zimply to make money!
Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.
Five Gujjus - tourists sitting outside Eiffel Tower eating theypla aney undhio!
Andhraite
One Andhraite = chilli farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.
Five Andhraites = Congress party's diminishing membership in AP!
Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.
Five Kashmiris = Don't exist!
Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.
Five Tam-Brahms = constitute 5% os Singapore's population
Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.
Five Mumbaikars = Cannot be. It will either be a Bihari, a Malayali or a Bangladeshi masquerading as a Mumbaikar. Dont believe me? Ask the toothless tiger - Thackeray!
Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
Five Sindhis = more than half the population of Emirates Hills in Dubai!
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