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Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands.
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 01 year:Stupid
After 05 years: Spiderman (cought up in his own made web)
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doorman,walked all over by the wife. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"? ,or good wife.
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" ;
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no other choice ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life and they see their
Master’s life worst then theirs. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to find.
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doorman,walked all over by the wife. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"? ,or good wife.
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" ;
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no other choice ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life and they see their
Master’s life worst then theirs. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------- --------
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to find.
At Dowli the girl was crying uncontrollably and the bridegroom also started crying
Father :Son why are you crying
Son: Because the bride is crying
Father:Son she is crying because she is happy at leaving her family and you son have the rest of your life to cry
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother said,
"I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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